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mercoledì 29 novembre 2006

Svacchiamoci in allegria

La conoscenza si sbriciola tra le nostre mani come agglomerati di zucchero, a causa del suo stesso peso. Nulla è per sempre. Non si può stare tranquilli. Ormai anche le certezze più assolute e rassicuranti, tipo il principio fisico per cui una fetta biscottata cadrà sempre dalla parte della marmellata, sono a rischio.

L'ultima a farne le spese è stata la posizione corretta per non affaticare la schiena stando seduti.
Addio alla classica postura composta con ginocchia piegate a novanta gradi e schiena ritta lungo lo schienale, secondo recenti studi è la posizione più deleteria per la zona lombare. Molto meglio la classica posizione "svaccata" con gambe allungate, culo in punta di sedia e schiena piegata all'indietro.
Rivoluzione.
Ed ora le maestrine all'asilo cosa insegneranno? E le mammine quale nuovo pretesto troveranno per assillare i propri figli?
Io già mi vedo lo scolaro modello tutto bello leccato e composto, beccarsi una nota perchè «...più volte invitato dall'insegnante a sedersi in modo scomposto, persevera ad assumere sulla sedia posizioni obsolete e dannose per la salute...».
E io mi chiedo una cosa. Se sono millenni che tutte le persone per istinto si siedono nelle posizioni più assurde per stare più comode, perchè flagellarsi stando seduti come baccalà, in maniera impensabile anche per soggetti entero-sondati con manici di scopa?

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23 Comments:

Blogger cherrydelicious said...

NOOOOOOO!!!!
Adesso che avevo imparato a stare dritta, a sedere in posizione corretta, a capire quale forchetta devo usare e come si deve e a parlare con la giusta dizione (mia madre è una vera e propria ossessione) posso anche morire se sento una cosa del genere!
Abbasso la rivoluzione!

21:42  
Blogger cherrydelicious said...

C'è un "come si deve" di troppo, per l'appunto.

21:43  
Blogger Tommaso said...

;P

21:51  
Anonymous stee said...

io sparisco sotto alla scrivania (e detto così non è bello... la mia scrivania mentre io vi sono seduta) completamente spalmata sulla poltrona. quasi a poggiare il mento davanti alla tastiera.
il fatto che tutto ciò faccia anche bene un poco mi intristisce e un poco mi infastidisce, a fasi alternate.

12:45  
Blogger Alberto said...

io tendo ad acquisire la postura dell'avvoltoio... soprattutto quando sto al computer...
Certo è che è meglio la mia condizione rispetto a quella dei soggetti entero-sondati con manico di scopa... hhehehehe

15:41  
Blogger Tommaso said...

a dire il vero c'è stata la conferma che stare ingobbiti non fa bene, meglio buttarsi indietro

18:45  
Blogger Alberto said...

allora mi darò allo stravacco...

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molto intiresno, grazie

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